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October 7, 2005
Sarah needs...
In the spirit of my birthday. I decided to play a little game that Heather posted on her blog....
Wanna play? You know you do! Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the funniest ones there and paste them in your blog.
Here goes.....
Sarah needs a drink.
Sarah needs to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge!
Sarah needs a new home right away!
Sarah needs to keep her housing expenses to less than 33% of her take home pay.
Sarah Needs A Cold Shower, Self-Esteem.
Sarah needs friends – she has to learn how to make them.
what Sarah needs is a date, maybe some fun, and if it works out a bit of schtupping. What is schtupping? Do I want to know?
Everyone needs food!
Sarah needs to have quick, convenient food as time is precious.
Sarah needs a total of three oranges for her fruit cup.
Apparently I have some health needs...
Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive.
Sarah needs a root canal.
Sarah needs a once over by an OB/GYN.
Sarah needs a soft bed, you see,
because she has a hormonal imbalance that makes her think she's pregnant.
And I'm in serious need of spiritual guidance for sure:
Sarah needs a team of committed people to pray for her and her ministry.
Sarah needs to tear down the walls she’s built up between herself and God and to
open her eyes to the Lord’s relentless pursuit of her. Relentless pursuit? Wow. Maybe I should reconsider...
Here are my favorite(and most pertinent) needs:
Sarah needs the help of the notorious Captain Jamie Kerrick.
Sarah needs to set up her experiment by finding subjects and gathering the
materials that she wrote down before.
Sarah needs 0.383 of a month to grow another centimeter.
Sarah needs some insurgent brain cells.
Sarah needs to have more CDs manufactured because of the demand!
Sarah needs cheerleading. No doubt!
Sarah needs to hear your voice to keep the link strong but she does not need to ask you any leading questions.
Sarah needs to don the gas mask when the PC does.
But here is the best and the truest of all:
Sarah needs to kick him in the nuts. (You know who you are. And I know who you are - and I know you don't read this blog, so you'll have no warning!)
Have a chipper day, all!
Posted by Sarah at October 7, 2005 1:07 PM
Posted to getting SNIPPY
Comments
Hooray! I love that game! I played it with Bhumika and only found 2 sites. Poopoo!
Have a lovely b-day my sistah! Did you get my email? Wasn't it HYSTERICAL? :)
Looooooooooooove you,
Heather
Posted by: Heather at October 7, 2005 1:46 PM
Oh I'm friggin' crying from laughing so hard. Thanks!
Posted by: Laura at October 12, 2005 2:04 PM
hey, i don't know if you check this or not anymore, I was just playing the exact same game! I got some of the same answers as you but some different ones! You should play it again now that a couple years have passed!!! The best one so far now is: Sarah needs to suck Jim's cock. haha..anyway, I enjoyed this post (the game led me to it!)
Posted by: Sarah at January 26, 2007 11:02 PM