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September 8, 2007
Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mosaic!
So, a couple of weeks ago, MH organized Mosaic Day for the Scissor Squad. A bunch of us congregated (why do I keep using that word? I guess I like it a lot this week... weird.) in Michelle's garage on a 95 degree Saturday afternoon to smash up plates with mallets and hammers and glue them to other stuff.
'Twas fun and educational! Mary will be posting about the get-together itself over at the Squad website. But, I'll use my blog to pour over my trials, tribulations and eventually my TRIUMPH over the art of mosaic.
My supplies included a variety of fabulous 70's dishes (yellows, browns, oranges mainly) I purchased in a big ol thrift shop and a fancy little round table I found at the same place!
It took me about 4.5 hours to smash my plates and mortar them to the top of my table.... wow! It was a lot more painstaking than I had expected. I shouldn't have been surprised, though - 50% of my "creative" little brain is under the tyrannical rule of an obsessive-compulsive, type A nutjob. (The other 50% has left a stoned hippie in charge... nothing gets done over there, but everyone is so happy!)
Given the mental energy exerted in placing all my plate pieces exaaaaactly where I wanted them to be (it was like a puzzle once I got started!), I decided to hold off on grouting the piece. This delighted SteveKam, who suggested we find some color coordinated grout to make the project really pop.
First stop - Lowe's! I bought a small container of what claimed to be grout and went home with a trunk full of tools borrowed from SteveKam for my grouting adventure.
Once I got started, I called my main squeeze to get some insight into what the correct consistency for this "grout" was supposed to be... "Seems a lot like wet sand to me..." I said to him. "Well, hmm... I guess that's about right.... The package did say it was sanded grout....", he responded. We discussed it a bit and decided I should go for it.
Here we see some progress shots....
Well, I was pretty thrilled when it was all over... I still felt something was a wee bit off since it really did just feel like wet sand between the cracks of my mosaic.... but, I sponged off the excess and decided to let it sit overnight. What did I awake to?
Sand. Dry sand. This was no mosaic. It was a beach party without the party.
SteveKam and I scratched our noggins... He concluded it must have been something with the grout - it must have needed an additional component... but he had never worked with grout like that before! (Of course... only I can break grout. Like.. did you think that was even possible? Lord.)
But, luckily, dry sand is a breeze to get rid of. We took the table outside and dumped it all out. A quick swab with a towel and the table was back to it's original pre-beach state.
Second stop - The Home Depot! Where we purchased some real sanded grout in a lovely tan-ish color.
Here we see my second attempt - this time in SteveKam's garage so I would have professional help in a snap, should something go awry... again.
Here she is all finished up and sitting pretty in my living room!
I plan on doing the same thing to the second tier of the table... but since I used all my dishes, I'll have to do some thrift store shopping before Round 2 can begin!
ps - keep those party ideas comin!
Posted by Sarah at September 8, 2007 11:53 AM
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Comments
Lovely! Very nice choice of plates and table. And that's crazy about your grout. Your beau sounds like a keeper, though!
Posted by: Jessica at September 8, 2007 1:33 PM
50% compulsive nutbar, 50% stoner--dude, we totally have the same brain! Hilariously put. Table looks great!
Posted by: Ashley at September 8, 2007 3:35 PM
It came out great!
Posted by: Anne at September 8, 2007 4:51 PM
Love it!
Posted by: Anna at September 8, 2007 5:45 PM
What a gorgeous table...and your photographs are fabulous too. I love the blurred cat. =]
Posted by: inkberryblue at September 8, 2007 10:51 PM
Hey! I just had an idea. Let's go get tiny scissor tattoos to celebrate your Bday! If we got little one inch tattoos it couldn't possibly be THAT expensive. And we could hide them anywhere!
Posted by: Mary Helen at September 9, 2007 10:12 AM
very cool idea! i love all of the patterns on the dishes :)
Posted by: gleek at September 9, 2007 1:51 PM
that is beautiful. I hate you!
Posted by: smack at September 13, 2007 5:11 PM
I love your table. Every piece of it. Hahaha Seriously I have no patience for this kind of work but i ENVY it. Do you have an etsy shop to buy from?????
Posted by: kathy b at September 29, 2007 10:02 PM