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January 16, 2008
Mustache Misgivings
So, my buddy Lauren celebrated her 30th birthday last week. In honor of this spectacular occasion, we gathered at her fab pad for pizza and some gal gab.
The hot topic of the evening? Mustaches.
Query: Does having a mustache mean that you are a child molester?
An amazing percentage of the party guests immediately agreed that mustache = molester. After an evening of lively discussion, we realized that the following familiar characters pose a serious threat to our nation's children:
We also agreed that the following people are exceptions to this rule: Burt Reynolds, Magnum P.I. (please note that we said Magnum P.I. - we make no such claim on Tom Selleck's behalf), and The Swedish Chef.
Lauren's decided to go undercover to investigate. Think she'll pass?
To present a balanced argument, I encourage you to visit this informational website.
Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2008 7:46 PM
Posted to getting SNIPPY